Kids Still Say the Darnedest Things

Today as we were leaving the house, Jacob was trying to be sneaky and not let the kids know where we were going, so he said, "The bull's eye store, right?". (Target)

 Emily almost immediately says, "We're going to Disneyland?"

Me: "No....(What? Where did that come from?)

Edward: "I want to go to Woody's house!"

Emily: "Yeah, Woody and Bullseye live at Disneyland!"

Yes, my kids are smarter than me. Yes, our attempt to outsmart them totally backfired.

Also, here are the recent Facebook posts of funny kids quotes!

November 13: I love my daughter. When I asked her if she wanted a tuna sandwich for lunch she yelled, "It's fish! I'd be an abomination!" (in a more normal voice) "Yeah, sure."

November 11: Emily informed us a dinner tonight that she is smart, brave and thoughtful.

November 7:
Emily: " Oh coconuts!
Edward: "Don't say that."
Emily: "Well, I have to. It's the hard facts of life, get over it."

October 13:

Emily: Mom, I'm writing a story about a girl who lost her husband.
Me. Oh really? How did she lose him?
Emily: The aliens took him.

Of course they did.


Emily: Mom, I want to say a prayer.
Me; Why?
Emily: So the good football team can win. (BYU)

Touchdown Oregon St.

Me: I think it's a little too late for that.
Emily: Ok, I'll say a prayer so they can win next time.

And, every blog post needs some cute pictures.

What? You thought this was your bed? Silly you, Mom.

My boys love each other. It makes me happy. They love their sister too, but for some reason I don't have any new pictures of her right now.